Unless god does it, what can a doctor do?
God is the doctor of the man who quarrels with his master.
The cleverest doctor cannot save himself.
During an epidemic doctors are happy.
A living ass is better than a dead doctor.
The lives of doctors, the souls of priests, and the property of lawyers, are in great danger.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures in the doctor’s book.
A doctor will take care of the rich man; the poor man is cured with work.
Every doctor thinks his pills are the best.
A good purpose is like a doctor and evil purpose corrupts.
I shall not suffer illness while doctors abound.
Death is the last doctor.
Doctor’s faults are covered with earth, and rich men’s with money.
If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; but if he kills, the earth hides it.
A house not seen by the sun is seen by the doctor.
These can never be true friends: a prostitute, a robber, a doctor, a monkey .
An old patient is better than a new doctor.
The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the patient.
Don’t ask the doctor, ask the patients.